I'm a 17 year old male with quite a few issues.
Asked by Anonymous
yes I’m 6’1”
I was making icons and I ended up with this stupid hicspression when I was working and I just…you dork.
I saw this and my first thought was ‘He looks like a really enthusiastic infomercial salesperson’
Bless you for that imagery. XD
“HI. HICCUP HORRENDOUS III HERE WITH THE NEW OXICLEAN.”
SO TODAY IN CLASS THIS GIRL ASKED
“DO YOU SHIP KIDS?”
AND AFTER EXPLAINING WHAT SHIPPING WAS, THE TEACHER RESPONDED,
“well….yes, we talk about it in the staff room. Who would look cute with who…”
AND THEN WE HAD A FOLLOW UP QUESTION
“does it affect seating?”